Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
MARK TWAINDon’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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