Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
MARK TWAINDon’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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