“When he worked, he really worked. But when he played, he really played.”

Only you can control your future.

Kid, you’ll move mountains.

Because when you stop and look around, this life is pretty amazing.

You’re never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child.

Poor empty pants with nobody inside them.

I’m sorry to say so but, sadly, it’s true that Bang-ups and Hang-ups can happen to you.

From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Cause when a guy does something stupid once, well that’s because he’s a guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that’s usually to impress some girl.

You are you. Now, isn’t that pleasant?

Fiction is my addiction

It’s not about what it is, it’s about what it can become.

Even though we may all become extinct, we can still leave our footprint in the sand.

You have to be odd to be number one.

You have to be a speedy reader because there’s so so much to read.

So, open your mouth, lad! For every voice counts!

No matter how talented you are or naturally gifted you are, there’s no substitute to hard work if you got to maintain standards.

I’m focused on going out every day and doing my best.

I delayed my father’s funeral because of cricket.

I was thinking about naming my child Kanye.

A vast technology has been developed to prevent, reduce, or terminate exhausting labor and physical damage. It is now dedicated to the production of the most trivial conveniences and comfort.

Well I got this guitar and I learned how to make it talk.

If they had told me I was the janitor and would have to mop up and clean the toilets after the show in order to play, I probably would have done it.

No, because retiring is stopping. If I wanted to stop, I would have stopped.