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I married my husband who is thirteen years older, so I will always be a trophy wife for him.

Megan Fox

I’ll starve to death before I’ll cook for myself. I think I could survive a week without eating.
MEGAN FOX

Cooking Death Eat Myself Starve Survive
And you know, the people who hate kids and don’t want kids always end up having 50 of them.
MEGAN FOX

Always Children Ending Hate Kid People
Wonder Woman is lame. She flies around in an invisible jet, but she’s not invisible. I don’t get it.
MEGAN FOX

Fly Invisible Lame She Woman Wonder
I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard.
MEGAN FOX

Mental One Liner Prove Retard
Don’t let loneliness drive you back into the arms of someone who doesn’t give a damn about you.
MEGAN FOX

Attitude Drive Healing Let Go Loneliness Pain
When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM.
MEGAN FOX

Comedy Cool Joke Kid School
I try to live with the idea that karma is a very real thing. So I put out what I want to get back.
MEGAN FOX

Goodness Ideas Karma Life Live Try
I’ve come to the realization that if I don’t feel like sharing, then I’m just not going to share. But I’m not going to go out of my way to mislead people or keep them at a distance, because that doesn’t really get me anywhere either.
MEGAN FOX

Distance Feeling Mislead People Realise Share
I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys.
MEGAN FOX

Funny Guy Nerd Reason
I’m a passionate individual, and sometimes when I have strong feelings about a subject, I feel the need to express myself.
MEGAN FOX

Express Feeling Myself Passionate Strong Subject
I think being sexy and comfortable in your body is a wonderful thing, and I don’t mind being acknowledged for it or appreciated for it.
MEGAN FOX

Acknowledgement Appreciate Body Comfortable Sexy Wonderful
I would never date a girl who is bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.
MEGAN FOX

Bisexual Dirty Girl Insult Men Sex
Self-loathing doesn’t keep me from being happy. But that doesn’t mean I don’t struggle.
MEGAN FOX

Happiness Hate Life Stuggle
I have no friends and I never leave my house.
MEGAN FOX

Alone Choice Friendship House Leaving
I’m smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.
MEGAN FOX

Conservation Funny Interesting Smart
What distracts me from my reality is bigfoot. They are my celebrities.
MEGAN FOX

Celebrity Distraction Reality

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