Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
GEORGE CARLINInside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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