Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
YOGI BERRAIf you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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I can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
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Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
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Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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Doing the little things can make a big difference.
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If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
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I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
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I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
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I didn’t know much about golf growing up.
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Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
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Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
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Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It’s also a powerful motivator.
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Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
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