I just made pictures I would’ve liked to see.
BILLY WILDERI met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you – you’re twenty minutes.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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She was an absolute genius as a comedic actress, with an extraordinary sense for comedic dialogue. It was a God-given gift.
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The more subtle and elegant you are in hiding your plot points, the better you are as a writer.
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The Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that Hitler was a German and Beethoven an Austrian.
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Marilyn was mean. Terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever met around this town. I have never met anybody as mean as Marilyn Monroe or as utterly fabulous on the screen.
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Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award.
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I don’t go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons.
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[about the Hotel Marmont on Sunset Blvd., a piece of Hollywood history] I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.
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If there’s anything I hate more than not being taken seriously, it’s being taken too seriously.
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Well, nobody’s perfect.
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You know, that stuff about pink elephants, that’s the bunk. It’s little animals. Little tiny turkeys in straw hats. Midget monkeys coming through the keyholes.
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A bad play folds and is forgotten, but in pictures we don’t bury our dead. When you think it’s out of your system, your daughter sees it on television and says, My father is an idiot.
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My Aunt Minnie would always be punctual and never hold up production, but who would pay to see my Aunt Minnie?
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If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.
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I met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you – you’re twenty minutes.
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I’m delighted with it, because it used to be that films were the lowest form of art. Now we’ve got something to look down on.
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