I donno, it’s not impressive. Once I put ear plugs in and put a blind fold on for like 14 minutes and I did just fine.
ZACH BRAFFI figure it this way – if a woman claims she didn’t want me to fudge her, then you already know she’s a liar. So what the hell’s the point of a trial, y’know?
More Zach Braff Quotes
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Now, I’m not going to be misquoted on this like I have numerous times before, so I’ll be quite clear. I’ve never said hitler was my hero, just that if he had focused on more than one race he would have had the right idea. Try to turn that one against me.
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When you’re the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there’s no one to call you on it. On Garden State I did different lines on every take, just making crap up. And it was great each time.
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Yea, he’s alright…but he’s no Zach Braff.
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I figure it this way – if a woman claims she didn’t want me to fudge her, then you already know she’s a liar. So what the hell’s the point of a trial, y’know?
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I really don’t give a care, I’m going to live for ever
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You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation.
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I don’t think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly.
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Sometimes Sarah [Chalke] starts to talk about Iraq or whatever and she gets all excited, like I actually give a crap what she’s saying. Come on, she’s a woman. But still, it’s very cute.
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If I had a billion dollars I would…oh wait…already do.
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I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.
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I never really understood all the hype, until I got one of my own.
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So I was at the gas station the other day, and I saw that there was braille on the pumps. I don’t see how they can cater to blind drivers. I mean, there are certain rights you should lose once you lose what makes you a person.
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Sometimes you just gotta use what God gave you to the best of your abilities.
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If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn’t send me here just once.
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People ask me, ‘Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?’ I always tell them that there’s nothing on earth better than being famous.
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