I mean, part of me would love to be a fat tenured professor of theater someday.
DARREN CRISSI know. I’m Darren. I don’t know what I’m doing here.
More Darren Criss Quotes
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Please don’t kill me, I’m nice.
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Sometimes I pretend to be an octopus. But then people are like ‘Darren what’re you doing?’ And I just sit there and laugh because they’re not cool enough to be an octopus and I’m just like ‘Hah you’re just jealous because you’re not an octopus.’
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I’m always just waiting for someone to cut me off; I’m a chatty guy.
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All my aunts in the Phillipines, they look at me and say ‘Darreeeeeen! You so thin! Eat!’
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I’m ambitious in the sense that I raise the bar high for myself.
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I mean, come on, Beyonce’s the queen of pop music. She’s the queen. If you could run for queen… I would put her name in the suggestion box. She’s incredible.
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Hope for everything, expect nothing.
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I don’t believe in guilty pleasures. If I like it, I don’t feel guilty about it
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It’s been a secret too long, but I’m actually a straight male.
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My name’s Darren. I’m a musician, part time idiot. That’s a full time job actually.
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I’m this goofball. I look at myself in the mirror, and the person that I know doesn’t match up to what I think people love to perceive me as.
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No one’s tried to stab me. That’s cool. I enjoy not being stabbed.
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As a composer and as a musician I’m a true believer – and this is not to be overly diplomatic – I’m a believer that there’s artistry in everything from a lawn gnome to a desk chair to a symphony to an Andy Warhol painting. There’s art in absolutely everything.
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As long as it’s live, it’s the best because there’s sort of an immediacy to connection between an audience and a performer, whereas where you do film or television, you’re at the whim of so many different forces.
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I just hope I can continue to do work that matters to me, I’m not interested in being any kind of superstar or anything I’m not. I’m just a dude who got lucky and an artist who cares about the work that I do.
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