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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

Bob Hope

Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

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