I lead a life of blameless domesticity and always have done.
BORIS JOHNSONI cant remember what my line on drugs is. Whats my line on drugs?
More Boris Johnson Quotes
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I think the risks that people see of terrorism are incredibly important but we are very confident we have got the right people on it and the risks have been minimised.
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There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.
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London is a fantastic creator of jobs – but many of these jobs are going to people who don’t originate in this country.
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I would ban sweets from school – but this pressure to bring in healthy food is too much.
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When Cameron’s Conservatives come to power it will be a golden age for cyclists and an Elysium of cycle lanes, bike racks, and sharia law for bike thieves. And I hope that cycling in London will become almost Chinese in its ubiquity.
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It is possible to have a pretty good life and career being a leech and a parasite in the media world, gadding about from TV studio to TV studio, writing inconsequential pieces and having a good time.
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My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.
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I’m no communist. I’m a tax cutting Conservative. But I want a capitalism that is fairer to forgotten people.
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My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.
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My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.
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I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn’t go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar.
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Life isn’t like coursework, baby. It’s one damn essay crisis after another.
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I cant remember what my line on drugs is. Whats my line on drugs?
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Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
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If we judged everybody by the stupid, unguarded things they blurt out to their nearest and dearest, then we wouldn’t ever get anywhere.
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