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  • Zach Braff Quote - Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to see the humor in an overweight negro woman with dreadlocks, no eyebrows, and is named after a childish term for flatulence.
  • Zach Braff Quote - Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to see the humor in an overweight negro woman with dreadlocks, no eyebrows, and is named after a childish term for flatulence.
  • Zach Braff Quote - Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to see the humor in an overweight negro woman with dreadlocks, no eyebrows, and is named after a childish term for flatulence.
  • Zach Braff Quote - Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to see the humor in an overweight negro woman with dreadlocks, no eyebrows, and is named after a childish term for flatulence.
  • Zach Braff Quote - Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to see the humor in an overweight negro woman with dreadlocks, no eyebrows, and is named after a childish term for flatulence.
  • Zach Braff Quote - Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to see the humor in an overweight negro woman with dreadlocks, no eyebrows, and is named after a childish term for flatulence.
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Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to see the humor in an overweight negro woman with dreadlocks, no eyebrows, and is named after a childish term for flatulence.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - It blows my mind that there are people out there who deny the holocaust. Why would you ever deny such a great achievement. It’s like denying the cure for polio or something.

    It blows my mind that there are people out there who deny the holocaust. Why would you ever deny such a great achievement. It’s like denying the cure for polio or something.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - I’m a busy guy; I just get a lot of people that sound like me to go out and visit them. They don’t know the difference and, let’s face it, they aren’t going to be paying to see my movies anytime soon.

    I’m a busy guy; I just get a lot of people that sound like me to go out and visit them. They don’t know the difference and, let’s face it, they aren’t going to be paying to see my movies anytime soon.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - I once looked in the mirror at myself and noticed that, without a doubt, I am a sexy man. In fact, I don’t think I’ll ever get married…it just wouldn’t be fair for my spouse to catch me enjoying a look in the mirror more than having sex with her.

    I once looked in the mirror at myself and noticed that, without a doubt, I am a sexy man. In fact, I don’t think I’ll ever get married…it just wouldn’t be fair for my spouse to catch me enjoying a look in the mirror more than having sex with her.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - I’d like to think that my scripts are more significant than maybe the Bible or the book that the Jews use, whatever it’s called. And that’s only when I’m having an off day.

    I’d like to think that my scripts are more significant than maybe the Bible or the book that the Jews use, whatever it’s called. And that’s only when I’m having an off day.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the whole trilogy combined.

    Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the whole trilogy combined.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn’t send me here just once.

    If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn’t send me here just once.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter

    Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - I don’t think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly.

    I don’t think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - A lot of people say colonialism was ‘evil’ or whatever, but what have they really done with Africa since we gave it back to them? I don’t think it should be considered ‘racist’ to admit maybe ending apartheid did more harm than good in South Africa.

    A lot of people say colonialism was ‘evil’ or whatever, but what have they really done with Africa since we gave it back to them? I don’t think it should be considered ‘racist’ to admit maybe ending apartheid did more harm than good in South Africa.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - Don’t get me started on cold toilet seats.

    Don’t get me started on cold toilet seats.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - Sure, it was terrible and all, but you have to ask yourself: If the whole city was flooded, why couldn’t they just swim to safety?

    Sure, it was terrible and all, but you have to ask yourself: If the whole city was flooded, why couldn’t they just swim to safety?

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - When you’re the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there’s no one to call you on it. On Garden State I did different lines on every take, just making crap up. And it was great each time. Download This Image

    When you’re the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there’s no one to call you on it. On Garden State I did different lines on every take, just making crap up. And it was great each time.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

    It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn’t really that good of an actress. Especially when compared to me. Just watch the two of us, it’s light and dark. I am by far the better Jew. Download This Image

    If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn’t really that good of an actress. Especially when compared to me. Just watch the two of us, it’s light and dark. I am by far the better Jew.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - Of course I don’t use my A-material, it doesn’t matter if they think I’m funny or not because they won’t be thinking anything pretty soon anyways, if you caych my drift.

    Of course I don’t use my A-material, it doesn’t matter if they think I’m funny or not because they won’t be thinking anything pretty soon anyways, if you caych my drift.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - Sometimes Sarah [Chalke] starts to talk about Iraq or whatever and she gets all excited, like I actually give a crap what she’s saying. Come on, she’s a woman. But still, it’s very cute.

    Sometimes Sarah [Chalke] starts to talk about Iraq or whatever and she gets all excited, like I actually give a crap what she’s saying. Come on, she’s a woman. But still, it’s very cute.

    ZACH BRAFF