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Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

Bill Vaughan

Doing leads more surely to talking than talking to doing.
BILL VAUGHAN

Action Surely Talking
What they’ll do is eat their body weight in marshmallow fluff, walk away, they’ll vomit, and they’ll come back and eat their body weight again. And they’ll vomit. And they’ll do that for as long as there is marshmallow fluff out there. They love marshmallow fluff.
BILL VAUGHAN

Again Back Long Mashmallow Vomit Weight
One of the most gracious dispensations of God concerning His saints is their lovely unawareness of sanctity. The nearer they move to Him, the more conscious are they of sin.
BILL VAUGHAN

Grace Gracious Heart Moving Saint
Blushes are the rainbow of modesty.
BILL VAUGHAN

Blushes Modesty Rainbow
When gossip grows old it becomes myth.
BILL VAUGHAN

Gossip Grows Myth
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
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Baby Children Happiness
Discipline means protection from one’s own wanton interest.
BILL VAUGHAN

Discipline Mean Protection
On the one hand, it’s common sense it’s hard to see someone you love get sick or die. People are interconnected and their health is, too.
BILL VAUGHAN

Common Hands People Sense
The finger of God never leaves identical fingerprints.
BILL VAUGHAN

Atheism Fingerprint God
It might be a good idea if the various countries of the world would occasionally swap history books, just to see what other people are doing with the same set of facts.
BILL VAUGHAN

Book Countries Country World
People who have little to do are excessive talkers.
BILL VAUGHAN

Behaviour Littles People
The Christianity which is shared is the Christianity which is convincing.
BILL VAUGHAN

Christianity Convincing Shared
Who grasps with his fist one who has an arm of steel injures only his own powerless wrist. Wait till inconstant fortune ties his hand, then … pick out his brains.
BILL VAUGHAN

Grasp Hands Power Ties
It turns out there’s only one thing that capuchins really, really love – and that’s sweet stuff. If you give them a big vat of say, marshmallow fluff, and you let them go at it.
BILL VAUGHAN

Body Long Sweet Weight
Dread not events unknown, and be not downhearted, for the fountain of the water of life is involved in obscurity.
BILL VAUGHAN

Events Future Life Water
Progress is a continuing effort to make the things we eat, drink, and wear as good as they used to be.
BILL VAUGHAN

Effort Funny Humor

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