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BOB HOPEIt’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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