THERE’S NO MONKEY BUSINESS ABOUT THIS ELECTION,’ he told the voters. ‘IF YOU’RE ENOUGH OF AN ASSHOLE TO VOTE FOR NIXON, YOUR DUMB VOTE WILL BE COUNTED––JUST LIKE ANYBODY ELSE!
JOHN IRVINGIt is exhausting to be seventeen and not know who you are.
More John Irving Quotes
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The lie, of course, is more interesting.
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Don’t you understand?” he would say, “You imagine the story better than I remember it.
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…I suddenly realized what small towns are. They are places where you grow up with the peculiar-you live next door to the strange and the unlikely for so long that everything and everyone become commonplace.
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Plot is a map and I begin with it. It is what made me admire the novels of the 19th century; that the stories are foreshadowed. TheyÕre going someplace.
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Rituals are comforting; rituals combat loneliness.
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A sentence boiled in her, but she could not yet see it clearly.
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Writing a novel is actually searching for victims. As I write I keep looking for casualties. The stories uncover the casualties.
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There is no straightforward negotiation with a four year old.
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I have a friend who says that reviewers are the tickbirds of the literary rhinoceros-but he is being kind. Tickbirds perform a valuable service to the rhino and the rhino hardly notices the birds.
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The gardener had a dread of small women; he’d always imagined them to have an anger disproportionate to their size.
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The excitement of anticipation was *almost* equal to the thrill of lovemaking.
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It is exhausting to be seventeen and not know who you are.
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What is hardest to accept about the passage of time is that the people who once mattered the most to us wind up in parentheses.
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No one but me ever put a hand on me to feel that baby. No one wanted to put his ear against it and listen…You shouldn’t have a baby if there’s no one who wants to feel it kick or listen to it move.
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I will tell you what is my overriding perception of the last twenty years: that we are a civilization careening toward a succession of anticlimaxes – toward an infinity of unsatisfying, and disagreeable endings.
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