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Glenn Beck

Al Gore’s not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however.
GLENN BECK

Als Country Jew People Tactics
I say on the air all time, “if you take what I say as gospel, you’re an idiot.”
GLENN BECK

Air Idiot Time
When you’re true to yourself – not the audience that reads about me in the newspaper or sees a clip someplace, but the audience that actually comes and watches, just like Oprah – they get to know you and they sense something genuine.
GLENN BECK

Newspapers True Watches Yourself
Not a chance. I don’t know what Sarah (Palen)’s doing, (but) I have no desire to be president of the United States, zero desire. I don’t think that I would be electable.
GLENN BECK

Desire Thinking Zero
People aren’t happy unless they buy stuff, and that’s because we have become this industrialized nation.
GLENN BECK

Nations People Stuff
I don’t belong to anything anymore and I want to feel like I belong to something.
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Feels Something Want
I am going to take something I learned over in Israel. Their Independence Day is preceded the 24 hours before with Memorial Day, so it gives them a chance to serve and reflect and then celebrate. I am going to try to start that tradition here in America.
GLENN BECK

Day Inspiring Memorial Memories
For those of you in the administration, who are coming after me … remember, you’ve broken three [of the 10 Commandments], let’s not make it four; thou shalt not kill.
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Broken Commandments Remembers
Fall to your knees and thank God for Fox News. Pray for Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch. Pray for them. Pray for strength and spine, and pray that everybody involved has chicken salad for lunch so it doesn’t clog anybody’s arteries. Keep them going.
GLENN BECK

Fall Lunch Strength
This is the disease in America. It’s not just spending. It’s not just taxes. It’s not just corruption. It is progressivism. And it is in both Parties. It is in the Republicans and the Democrats.
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Corruption Party Republican
You never fully appreciate what you had until you don’t have it anymore
GLENN BECK

Anymore Appreciate Care Until
People like me took Donald Trump literally, but never seriously. But his supporters took him seriously and not literally.
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Like Me People Trump
The shadows are only the darkest when the light is at its brightest.
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Brightest Darkest Light Shadow
Always remember where we come from, how we got here, and Who led us into the warmth of the sunshine.
GLENN BECK

Come Remember Sunshine
When I turned 30, I knew my life was at a crossroads. It was either over, or I was going to restart.
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Crossroads Everybody Knew Turned
The moment you stop worrying about success is when success will happen.
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Happens Moments Worry

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