I didn’t go to college at all, any college, and I’m not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I’m a huge celebrity.
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More Ellen DeGeneres Quotes
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I don’t consider myself an interviewer as much as an entertainer.
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Sometimes you can’t see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
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I’m glad I’m funny. I’m glad I make people happy, because that’s very important. But I’m proud to be known as a kind person.
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I would love for the world to be happier.
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Emote. It’s okay. It shows you are thinking and feeling.
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Be open to learning new lessons, even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday.
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I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.
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I learned compassion from being discriminated against. Everything bad that’s ever happened to me has taught me compassion.
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I had everything I’d hoped for, but I wasn’t being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn’t like me for being… me.
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You know me. Any excuse to put on a dress.
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When people show me clothing that seems very, very feminine, it’s hard for me to embrace that, because it just doesn’t feel like me.
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Procrastination isn’t the problem. It’s the solution. It’s the universe’s way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
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I just want to find somebody special, somebody that I click with.
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I’ve learned 2 things about tv. It’s always easier with vodka & SOME OF THE BEST SINGERS ARE FROM THE PHILIPPINES
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So, I bought a new CD and I was trying to get it open but couldn’t with all the layers… I mean plastic and then tape, and the tape is like government tape. It says ‘open here.’ Is that sarcasm?
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