There is no straightforward negotiation with a four year old.
JOHN IRVINGHe wished he could arrange a maiming as a kind of moral lesson
More John Irving Quotes
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If you asked me one day, I might say, “Well, sometimes I feel a little bit religious.” If you asked me another day, I’d just say flat out, “No.”
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This is what self-centered religion does to us: it allows us to use it to further our own ends.
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Maybe television causes cancer, Garp thinks; but his real irritation is a writer’s irritation: he knows that wherever the TV glows, there sits someone who isn’t reading.
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Nearly everything seems a letdown after a writer has finished writing something.
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I don’t begin a novel until I have written, not just the last sentence, but usually, as a result thereof, many of the surrounding final paragraphs, so that in addition to knowing what happens, I know what the voice is.
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I will tell you what is my overriding perception of the last twenty years: that we are a civilization careening toward a succession of anticlimaxes – toward an infinity of unsatisfying, and disagreeable endings.
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Life forces enough final decisions on us. We should have the sense to avoid as many of the unnecessary ones as we can.
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A sentence boiled in her, but she could not yet see it clearly.
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but writers, Garp knew, were just observers – good and ruthless imitators of human behavior.
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The way you define yourself as a writer is that you write every time you have a free minute. If you didn’t behave that way you would never do anything.
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The powerful wind swept his hair away from his face; he leaned his chest into the wind, as if he stood on the deck of a ship heading into the wind, slicing through the waves of an ocean he’d not yet seen.
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It is your responsibility to find fault with me, it is mine to hear you out. But don’t expect me to change.
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He had in abundance youth’s most dangerous qualities: optimism and relentlessness. He would risk everything he had to fly the plane that could carry the bomb within him.
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Nothing bears out in practice what it promises incipiently.
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THERE’S NO MONKEY BUSINESS ABOUT THIS ELECTION,’ he told the voters. ‘IF YOU’RE ENOUGH OF AN ASSHOLE TO VOTE FOR NIXON, YOUR DUMB VOTE WILL BE COUNTED––JUST LIKE ANYBODY ELSE!
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