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You cannot speak of the ocean to a frog that lives in a well.

Bill Vaughan

The true antidote to greed is contentment. If you have a strong sense of contentment, it doesn’t matter whether you obtain the object of your desire or not. Either way, you are still content.
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Contentment Greed Strong
The ideal Christmas gift is money, but the trouble is you can’t charge it.
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Christmas Ideal Trouble
What the heck do you think I’m doing? I’m laying these darn bricks! He then walked over to the second bricklayer and asked the same question.
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Bricklayer Bricks Question Same Walked
Dark windows are often a very clear proof.
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Crime Dark Proof Window
Hope for the best, survive the worst, find humor wherever you can.
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Best Hoping Worst
These are days you’ll remember. If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony, remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
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Graduation Jersey Nothing Recall Remember
Muscles come and go; flab lasts.
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Fitness Sarcasm Sarcastic
Letters should be easy and natural.
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Easy Letters Natural
One murder makes a villain, millions often a hero.
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Hero Milion Murder Villain
The pretender sees no one but himself, Because he has the veil of conceit in front; If he were endowed with a God discerning eye, He would see that no one is weaker than himself.
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Conceit Discerning Endowed Eye Himself Veils
I retire to make way for an abler man. In my four years as attorney general I have aged about ten years, but when I have get back to the practice of law, I hope to show those lawyers that I still have some vitality left.
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Attorney General Hope Law Left Men Years
On the neck of a giraffe a flea begins to believe in immortality.
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Believe Fleas Necks
Usually we trust that nature has a master plan. But what was it she expected us to do with tobacco?.
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Masters Plans Smoking
The tax collector must love poor people, he’s creating so many of them.
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Creating People Taxation
The more we succeed, the more we’re seduced into thinking we can control everything. We dissect Revelation to get a sense of control over the future.
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Control Everything Future Revelation Seduce Sense
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.
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Educational Funny Money

You cannot speak of the ocean to a frog that lives in a well.

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