I bet that the best thing about being a hermaphrodite is that you always get to use the bathroom with the shortest line.
BRAD WILKERSONI bet that the best thing about being a hermaphrodite is that you always get to use the bathroom with the shortest line.
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When you think about it, there is really a fine line between being a proctologist and just being a perverted ass-freak. And according to the judge who sentenced me, that line is called a ‘medical degree’.
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I recently read that Arnold Schwarzenegger collects Hummers. Now we know why Maria’s face is frozen in that puckered position.
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Sure, companies say they’re sensitive to their employees’ cultural heritages, but show up on casual Friday wearing a necklace made from the ears of your vanquished enemies and all hell breaks loose.
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They say that dog is man’s best friend, and I think it’s true. My dog does a lot of the same stuff my best friend does, like drool on my couch, mooch my food and hump my wife.
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Women are like wine: I can only afford the really cheap ones that have the big, ugly boxes that leak.
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