Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
BILL WATTERSONAnd it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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