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Bill Watterson

A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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Color Crayon Order Perfect Pointy
You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Failure Headed Resources Success Truth
I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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Country Friendship People Rationalizing Real Skills
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Life Needs Surprise
MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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Mom Thirsty Water
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Desire Life Positive
I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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Little Surreal Trying
At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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Day Every Ideas Motivation New School
I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
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Enjoy School Smock Sunday
Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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Ignorant Men Risk
I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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Bumper Funny Mind Sticker Wander
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Bird Bugs Taste
Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Comforting Few Late Less
From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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Conformity Connect Dots Way
Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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Speaking Talking Thinking
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Light Sleep Summer

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