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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.

Bob Hope

I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous

Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.

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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.

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