Might not hurt you to pick up a book, just as an experiment.” Whatever. I looked up the definition for ‘nerd’ in the dictionary. Know what it said?” “I bet you’ll tell me.” ” ‘If you’re reading this, you are one.’ ” You’re a riot.
BRANDON MULL
The only thing that would make her jealous would be if I led a parade riding a unicorn while ballerinas sang love songs.
