I had one life. And what did I do? Wasted it in some palooka preliminaries in Spain, just before Hitler and Chamberlain warm up for the main event.
BILLY WILDERMy English is a mixture between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Archbishop Tutu.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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I don’t go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons.
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I, you know, am all over the place – every category of pictures I have made, good, bad or indifferent.
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Now, what is it which makes a scene interesting? If you see a man coming through a doorway, it means nothing. If you see him coming through a window – that is at once interesting.
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Marilyn was mean. Terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever met around this town. I have never met anybody as mean as Marilyn Monroe or as utterly fabulous on the screen.
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God save me from myself.
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You’re as good as the best thing you’ve ever done.
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A director must be a policeman, a midwife, a psychoanalyst, a sycophant and a bastard.
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We are on the track of something absolutely mediocre.
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Develop a clean line of action for your leading character
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I am big. It’s the pictures that got small.
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Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award.
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Money makes even bastards legitimate.
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She may be a wispy, thin little thing, but when you see that girl, you know you’re really in the presence of something. In that league there’s only ever been Garbo, and the other Hepburn, and maybe Bergman. It’s a rare quality, but boy, do you know when you’ve found it.
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She was an absolute genius as a comedic actress, with an extraordinary sense for comedic dialogue. It was a God-given gift.
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The best director is the one you don’t see.
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