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What’s the dog called?”Jason asked. “Feraclestinius Androbrelium Pathershin the Seventh.” “No, I meant his entire name.

Brandon Mull

Being smart can make happiness elusive. Being REALLY smart can help you find it in more places than most.
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Elusive Helping Smart
Can’t you home school me?” Nate pleaded. “You would never do any work.” (Nate’s mom) “Sounds perfect!
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Home Mom School
Most pleasures are best as a seasoning, not the main course. p. 374
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Courses Main Course Pleasure
Running toward danger is foolhardy. … But so is closing your eyes to it. Many perils become less dangerous once you understand their potential hazards.
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Eye Hazard Running
There are no insect eggs in my food.” Mrs. White reiterated. You should use that in your advertising,” Nate suggested.
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Eggs Use White
Let’s worry about fixing the problem instead of the blame.
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Blame Fixing Worry
Might not hurt you to pick up a book, just as an experiment.” Whatever. I looked up the definition for ‘nerd’ in the dictionary. Know what it said?” “I bet you’ll tell me.” ” ‘If you’re reading this, you are one.’ ” You’re a riot.
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Bet Book Hurt Reading
Faith isn’t knowledge, Rachel. Faith is a tool. Faith keeps us going until we get the knowledge. Faith keeps us striving until we reach the consequences of our most important decisions.
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Decision Important Tool
One eye is open to all truth, the other closed to all deception.
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Deception Eye Open
It’s easy to make up weird stuff. It gets trickier when you want the weird stuff to be interesting and make sense.
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Interesting Stuff Want
Everyone should get to clobber a princess at least once,” Jason said.
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Jason Princess Should
Do not threaten the supreme gigantic overlords. We do as we please.
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Gigantic Please Supreme
You regress. Strong limbs become feeble, keen senses grow dull, hardy constitutions deteriorate. Beauty withers. Organs quit. You remember yourself in your prime, and wonder where that person went. As your wisdom and experience are peaking, your traitorous body becomes a prison.
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Constitution Deteriorate Person Remember Wonder
I hate how my past actions keep messing up my future options, Seth muttered. Then you’ve started down the road to wisdom, Grandpa replied.
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Grandpa Hate Past
Then I’m going?” Kendra asked. The adults in the room exchanged tacit glances before nodding. Then we only have one more problem left to discuss,” Seth said. Everyone turned to him. How do I get invited
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Adults Nodding Rooms
Then she imagined Hal giving a rousing eulogy at her funeral explaining how Kendra’s death was a beautiful sacrifice allowing the noble zombies to live on delighting future generations by mindlessly trying to eat them. With her luck it could totally happen.
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Allow Beautiful Explaining Generation Mindlessly

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