If something smells bad, why put your nose in it?
BILLY WILDERHappiness is working with Jack Lemmon.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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The best director is the one you don’t see.
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[on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.
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We’re making a picture for middle-class people, the people that you see on the subway, or the people that you see in a restaurant. Just normal people.
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After so many drive-in waitresses becoming movie stars, there has been this real drought, when along come class; somebody who actually went to school, can spell, maybe even plays the piano.
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The only pictures worth making are the ones that are playing with fire.
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You know, that stuff about pink elephants, that’s the bunk. It’s little animals. Little tiny turkeys in straw hats. Midget monkeys coming through the keyholes.
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I have never met anyone as utterly mean as Marilyn Monroe. Nor as utterly fabulous on the screen, and that includes Garbo.
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I had one life. And what did I do? Wasted it in some palooka preliminaries in Spain, just before Hitler and Chamberlain warm up for the main event.
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If there’s anything I hate more than not being taken seriously, it’s being taken too seriously.
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If you have a problem with the third act, the real problem is in the first act.
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Eighty percent of a picture is writing, the other twenty percent is the execution, such as having the camera on the right spot and being able to afford to have good actors in all parts.
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An actor entering through the door, you’ve got nothing. But if he enters through the window, you’ve got a situation.
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The more subtle and elegant you are in hiding your plot points, the better you are as a writer.
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A bad play folds and is forgotten, but in pictures we don’t bury our dead. When you think it’s out of your system, your daughter sees it on television and says, My father is an idiot.
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One’s too many and a hundred’s not enough.
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