Sometimes I pretend to be an octopus. But then people are like ‘Darren what’re you doing?’ And I just sit there and laugh because they’re not cool enough to be an octopus and I’m just like ‘Hah you’re just jealous because you’re not an octopus.’
DARREN CRISSBe nice people, cause nobody likes an asshole.
More Darren Criss Quotes
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I would be the worst president in the history of the United States. Unless you want the apocalypse to happen really soon then yes, I’ll run for president.
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I’m super annoying, I’m the kind of guy that if there’s no recycling bins around I hoard plastic bottles, put them in my bag and I bring them home. If I can afford it I want to put solar panels in.
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I mean, part of me would love to be a fat tenured professor of theater someday.
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As long as it’s live, it’s the best because there’s sort of an immediacy to connection between an audience and a performer, whereas where you do film or television, you’re at the whim of so many different forces.
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When you’re an artist, you have to hope for everything and expect nothing.
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I’m always just waiting for someone to cut me off; I’m a chatty guy.
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I just hope I can continue to do work that matters to me, I’m not interested in being any kind of superstar or anything I’m not. I’m just a dude who got lucky and an artist who cares about the work that I do.
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Please don’t kill me, I’m nice.
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No matter what, I will always prefer a live performance. Whether it be a play or a musical, or playing music live.
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I’m ambitious in the sense that I raise the bar high for myself.
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I’ve always been the annoying kid who sang.
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For me, I think everybody with half a heart tries to do their best to do their part of good during the holiday season.
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I don’t shave when I’m not working.
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After gaining the incredible platform from ‘Glee,’ it wasn’t so much of a decision to get involved as it was an opportunity to take part. I’ll be honest, I’m not so much into the idea of one cause being more important than another; however.
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As a musician, I hear the harmonic value of everything – I just enjoy music.
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