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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.

Bob Hope

The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.

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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.

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