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Elend: I kind of lost track of time… Breeze: For two hours? Elend: There were books involved.

Brandon Sanderson

My dear, did you just try to prove the existence of God with your cleavage?
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Existence Trying Use
I’m convinced that responsibility is some kind of psychological disease.
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Brain Disease Responsibility
I will protect those who cannot protect themselves.
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People Protect Themselves
My outlines are always very goal-based. What do I want to have happen by the ending and how can I earn that.
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Goal Happens Want
People can do great things. However, there are somethings they just can’t do. I, for instance, have not been able to transform myself into a Popsicle, despite years of effort.
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Instance Lessons Sometimes Thinking Years
One can have a wit, but not a witless
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People Wit Witness
I strive for nothing if not consistency
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Consistency Nothing Strive
What was that?” Galladon demanded. “I think I just destroyed the biology section” Raoden replied with wonder.
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Biology Thinking Wonder
…somehow the old philosophers could make even the most salacious topics seem boring.
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Boring Philosopher Topics
So,” Marasi said, “you traded a dead man’s scarf for another dead man’s gun. But…the gun itself belonged to someone dead, so by the same logic.
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Gun Logic Men Someone Two
Anyway, if there’s a lesson to be learned, it’s this: great success often depends on being able to distinguish between the impossible and the improbable. Or, in easier terms, distinguishing between Popsicles and insanity. Any questions?
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Distinguish Distinguishing Impossible
How could they honestly expect him to have faith in something that taught of miracles and wonders in the far past, but carefully gave excuses for why such things didn’t occur in the present day?
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Carefully Occur Present Day
You cannot tempt the hearts of men who are pure.
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Heart Men Pure
“Well,” Rock said, “is involving much mudbeer and singing.” “How’s that a duel?” “He who can still sing after the most drinks is winner. Plus, soon’ everyone is so drunk that they forget what argument was about.” Teft laughed. “Beats knives at dawn, I suppose.
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Argument Drink Drunk Most Rock
Elend started. “Vin!” Then, he smiled. “What took you so long?” “I got delayed by an Inquistor and a dark god,” she said. “Now hustle.
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Dark Hustle Long
Life before Death. Strength before Weakness. Journey before Destination.
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Death Journey Weakness

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