You have to always remember they’re not your own kids. Play with them, love them, spoil them to death – then hand them back.
BILLY CRYSTALTwo thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps and beautifully decorated eggs. I guess these were things Jesus loved as a child.
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The inspiration was this great group of 40 or 50 relatives, sometimes for Thanksgiving or Passover or something and my brothers would just go up and make them laugh.
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I had really good hearing and when you’re scared it gets heightened so you hear scratching noises or something.
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I’m going to go on just living and laughing and loving.
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I started examining history and then everything related to the theater. History, art, all the other studies, if I could link them into the theater, then it became alive for me. It just opened up my eyes.
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I’m married – I’ve caught my limit.
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Bambi, to a kid, was scary.
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Nobody is more truthful when he’s acting than De Niro.
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We were in front of a live audience and I would be acting with the man who was playing my lover, and we used those words, and the audience would titter and laugh, and make me uncomfortable doing the scenes. …
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From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that’s what I had to do.
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There’s only, I think, in life, three things that I do pretty well: Performing, I still can field ground balls, and I make nice kids.
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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.
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I don’t like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.
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When we had the girls, my daughter Jenny gave us like a Bible from my daughter of, “Don’t feed them this; don’t feed them that, if she says this, don’t say that,” It was crazy!
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You give up your dream, you give up.
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I love doing it [hosting the Oscars] because I love the danger of it and you have to come through and think on your feet.
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