I don’t take too many things too seriously.
BRAD WILLIAMSI don’t know why you’d go to a comedian and say, “You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you should be shut down. You should cease to make a living and you should be thrown out in the streets.”
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I’m in awe of comedians that do things that I can’t do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be – hell, Carrot Top. I can’t be Carrot Top. I can’t.
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Comedian makes the statement that just isn’t true.
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I’m not going to talk too much politics because I’m not smart enough to do that.
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I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy.
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I don’t know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It’s very confusing to me.
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I was a disabled child. So, people made fun of me, don’t pretend like this never happens. But at the same time, I never cried about it. I never got sad about it.
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Most of the times to be honest with you, I get sexually harassed certainly more than I do to females, because… they are comfortable with me, and because they know I can’t take it to a dangerous place.
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I’m in awe of comics that do things that I can’t do, or haven’t tried doing yet.
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Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they’ve seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close.
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Now, I’ve gotten to the point in my career, I’m 13 years in, to where I know that I’m funny. I know that I’m good at this.
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I’m funny because I’m funny. And there’s more to offer.
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Every now and then you’ll say something that didn’t quite work. But the important thing is, as a comic, you try to learn why it didn’t. And then you adjust and figure out how to either make it work or just abandon it because it’s just not funny.
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If you got a hit every third time that you went up to bat in the major leagues, you’d be the greatest hitter of all time. I think my average is a little better than that.
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Every now and then we’re going to fail.
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I found out if you’re a funny guy, a lot of people like you.
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