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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.

Bob Hope

Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Doors Even Garage Love Makin Next
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Country People Political Jokes
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning

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