Every cripple has his own way of walking.
BRENDAN BEHANHe was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
More Brendan Behan Quotes
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Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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You made one mistake. You married me.
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I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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