In every other aspect of their life, we have entertainment that is crafted almost to an individual. So they expect that from stand-up as well.
BRAD WILLIAMSIt’s very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously.
More Brad Williams Quotes
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There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems with being fat.
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I admire ventriloquists, because I can’t do that. I mean, I might get mistaken for a ventriloquist dummy every now and then, but I can’t do what they do.
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I found out if you’re a funny guy, a lot of people like you.
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I’m funny because I’m funny. And there’s more to offer.
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I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy.
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I was a disabled child. So, people made fun of me, don’t pretend like this never happens. But at the same time, I never cried about it. I never got sad about it.
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Now, I’ve gotten to the point in my career, I’m 13 years in, to where I know that I’m funny. I know that I’m good at this.
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I’m not going to talk too much politics because I’m not smart enough to do that.
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I don’t get to the global issues or anything like that. I am just trying to be silly.
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Every now and then you’ll say something that didn’t quite work. But the important thing is, as a comic, you try to learn why it didn’t. And then you adjust and figure out how to either make it work or just abandon it because it’s just not funny.
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When a soldier of the night’s watch dies they say, “And now his watch is over.” That’s what they say when a comedian dies. They go, “And now his tour is done.”
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I’m in awe of comics that do things that I can’t do, or haven’t tried doing yet.
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I don’t know why you’d go to a comedian and say, “You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you should be shut down. You should cease to make a living and you should be thrown out in the streets.”
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I don’t know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It’s very confusing to me.
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If I do talk politics it’s very surface, it’s not in-depth.
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