“Personally, I’ve made myself a very small window of what I enjoy in this business, which is I love being a big part of the storytelling process.”

Give me an authentic woman, and I’m happy.

Breaking news is a thing that’s on TV all day. 10 or 15 years ago, breaking news would get everybody around the table because it was going to be something huge.

I just wrapped this movie called The Wedding Crashers which was a pretty big break for me.

I liked sports but I never really had the confidence. I was always coordinated and it came easy to me, but I didn’t have the confidence to go along with the physical skill.

I used to work the graveyard shift.

There can be no final truth in ethics any more than in physics, until the last man has had his experience and said his say.

The best way to offset tension is with physical activity.

When I’m into a woman, I literally can’t stop staring. I’m like a little kid. I become completely entranced.

If you ever want to get the facts straight about me or the Batman, please write to the original source, myself, for the truth, instead of second guessing.

It’s time to update traditional public schools, charter schools, home schools, online schools and parochial schools.

I definitely am a huge lover of comedy, and it’s only through doing so many comedies that I’ve realised how much of an influence they’ve been on me.

Don’t trust a guy who accuses you of infidelity. He’s cheating. He’s projecting. If you’re living that kind of life, you think everybody else is too.

I personally pledge myself to openly counsel, aid, and abet youth, both black and white, to quarantine any Jim Crow conscription system.

When I write I inhabit a personality that is and is not me.

I’m from the South, so while I personally find it impossible to live there, I still have a fondness for it as a geographical region.

The largest part of what we call ‘personality’ is determined by how we’ve opted to defend ourselves against anxiety and sadness”.

I personally think if you’re given four months instead of four weeks on a play, with the people who want to work that way.

The play will invariably be different and stronger, and much more fulfilling and richer on all counts. There’s no doubt in my mind about it.

I have not been part of an active counterculture movement, as it is not the approach that I have personally pursued to create a qualitatively beneficial and meaningful impact on society.

For me personally, I think I just enjoy movies about werewolves or vampires because it’s not like an everyday thing. It’s something you can really escape into.