I kinda like this Jay-Z thing, where he’s retired, but he keeps doing shows. I think I beat him to that. If you say you’re retired, people don’t bother you so much, and then if you want to do something, you can do it.
BILL MURRAYAll parties are good.
More Bill Murray Quotes
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Nowadays, the scripts are just so much better, that you don’t have to feel that way. You feel like the script’s coming to you, you can just relax. You don’t have to drive the boat.
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You want my dark side? Have I ever stolen anything? Not so much intentionally. But I don’t think it’s so much stealing as… being a part of the flow of the universe.
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To people who want to be rich and famous, I’d say, “Get rich first and see if that doesn’t cover it.”
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Disneyland. The world’s biggest people trap, built by a mouse.
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You have to be as light as you can be and not get weighed down and stuck in your emotion, stuck in your body, stuck in your head. You just want to always be trying to elevate somehow.
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I’m just an obnoxious guy who can make it appear charming, that’s what they pay me to do.
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I’ve been lucky, I’ve had movies that made a lot of money, so I don’t feel like I have to kill every time out. I don’t want that pressure. I don’t need it.
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There’s only a couple times when fame is ever helpful. Sometimes you can get into a restaurant where the kitchen is just closing.
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I’m not an ungenerous person; I don’t resent it. It’s just sort of a head-scratcher.
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I know how to be sour. I know that taste.
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You work, you get paid, you drink.
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There are people who drove me crazy, but they got the job done. And when I see that person again, I nod my head. Respect.
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Why would you get up there and bore people? I never have figured that out. These people are supposedly in the entertainment industry, and they finally get up there to that podium and they become the most boring people in the world.
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The only way we’ll ever know what it’s like to be you is if you work your best at being you as often as you can, and keep reminding yourself: That’s where home is.
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Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.
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