Most of the times to be honest with you, I get sexually harassed certainly more than I do to females, because… they are comfortable with me, and because they know I can’t take it to a dangerous place.
BRAD WILLIAMSI was a disabled child. So, people made fun of me, don’t pretend like this never happens. But at the same time, I never cried about it. I never got sad about it.
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I’m in awe of comedians that do things that I can’t do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be – hell, Carrot Top. I can’t be Carrot Top. I can’t.
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If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards and says, “That joke offended me,” I’m still more or less not going to listen, but at least it makes sense, like I said something that was about them.
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That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.
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Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they’ve seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close.
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I don’t know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It’s very confusing to me.
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Comedian makes the statement that just isn’t true.
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It’s weird when people ask me, “Why are you so nice?” It’s like, “Because that’s just what you should do. You should be kind to people.” It seems really basic, but it’s amazing how many people forget that.
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I’m funny because I’m funny. And there’s more to offer.
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Every now and then we’re going to fail.
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I’m not going to talk too much politics because I’m not smart enough to do that.
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It’s very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously.
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There is often times when I’m in a bar or after a show, and a woman just grabs my head and shoves it into her cleavage, or grabs my ass, or something like that which – don’t get me wrong. I’m not complaining, but it’s just interesting. It’s just interesting that that occurs.
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Every now and then you’ll say something that didn’t quite work. But the important thing is, as a comic, you try to learn why it didn’t. And then you adjust and figure out how to either make it work or just abandon it because it’s just not funny.
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There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems with being fat.
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If I do talk politics it’s very surface, it’s not in-depth.
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