“When you grow up with a name like Brad Thor, people expect you to be 6-foot-4 and a pile of muscles.”

Less really is more. It’s a tendency of beginning writers to want to prove what they’re talking about by going too far with description. I think you’ve got to keep it short, crisp and clean

Al Qaeda doesn’t abide by the Geneva Conventions, so in my opinion, they should not be afforded the protections of them.

I write about things that are important for us as Americans. I’m concerned about al-Qaeda sneaking across the border with the illegal immigrants that are using the coyotes to get across the border. And that’s not a Democrat or Republican issue, that’s a national security issue

…all members of Congress should be required wear NASCAR uniforms. You know, the kind with the patches? That way we’d know who is sponsoring each of them. I think he was kidding; they’d never be able to do it but it’s a great idea and would wake people up in this country.

I always have a different way of looking at things.

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I’ve practised for many years.

The sun is the width of a human foot.

When walking in your own feet, then why trust others?

Never help an ungrateful person get on their feet.

Don’t walk in my head with your dirty feet.

The militant Muslim is the person who beheads the infidel, while the moderate Muslim holds the feet of the victim.

The mind wants to take a million steps at once. Our feet remind us that only one is possible.

If I relaxed, if I took my foot off the gas, I would probably die.