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Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don’t have time to get into mischief.

Bill Vaughan

Discipline is like cabbage. We may not care for it ourselves, but feel sure it would be good for somebody else.
BILL VAUGHAN

Discipline Sensible Sports
There is convincing evidence that the search for solitude is not a luxury but a biological need. Just as humans posses a herding instinct that keeps us close to others most of the time, we also have a conflicting drive to seek out solitude.
BILL VAUGHAN

Also Close Convincing Distance Evidence Luxury
There is a mighty big difference between good sound reasons and reasons that sound good.
BILL VAUGHAN

Differences Reason Sound
Perhaps the crime situation would be improved if we could get more cops off television and onto the streets.
BILL VAUGHAN

Cops Improved Punishment Television
I like computers. It’s the first time that I am endorsing a computer brand. I am very computer savvy, so this is certainly up my ally.
BILL VAUGHAN

Allies Computer Firsts
The same sun that melts butter hardens clay.
BILL VAUGHAN

Clay Harden Same Sun
When a woman talks, she just wants to be heard.
BILL VAUGHAN

Heard Want Woman
If you’re involved in an accident and you’re at fault $500,000 may not be enough. Do you really want to lose your house because you failed to spend an extra couple of hundred bucks?
BILL VAUGHAN

Couple House May
I’m an actor. And I guess I’ve done so many movies I’ve achieved some high visibility. But a star? I guess I still think of myself as kind of a worker ant.
BILL VAUGHAN

Movie Stars Thinking
One murder makes a villain, millions often a hero.
BILL VAUGHAN

Hero Milion Murder Villain
We didn’t used to think that having several of these little risk factors were a big deal. But it is. These little risk factors add up in a way that is worse for you than one big risk factor.
BILL VAUGHAN

Big Deal Factor Risk Several Way
The ideal Christmas gift is money, but the trouble is you can’t charge it.
BILL VAUGHAN

Christmas Ideal Trouble
If the distance between ourselves and others becomes too great, we experience isolation and alienation, yet if the proximity to others becomes too close, we feel smothered and trapped.
BILL VAUGHAN

Becomes Experience Isolation Other Trapped
The old religions said that he was an atheist who did not believe in God. The new religion says that he is the atheist who does not believe in himself.
BILL VAUGHAN

Atheist Believe Self
Never seem wiser or more learned than the people you are with.
BILL VAUGHAN

Conversation People Pocket Watches
Every time you look at a house in Los Angeles, the real-estate agent will tell you that someone famous once lived there. It always seemed irrelevant to me: Does a property gain value just because Alfred Hitchcock used to eat breakfast there?
BILL VAUGHAN

Doe House Real

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