I sold my house to Jerry Seinfeld.
BILLY JOELYes, they’re sharing a drink they call loneliness But it’s better than drinkin’ alone.
More Billy Joel Quotes
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We all have a face that we hide away forever, and we take them out and show ourselves when everyone has gone.
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I don’t care what consequence it brings, I have been a fool for lesser things.
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I always loved music, so I would probably either be in a band with another group of people, or an arranger, a producer, a musicologist, a music history guy, something to do with music. Either that, or I would probably be in jail. Or dead.
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I was having a hard time a couple of years ago… I’m a good driver, I just had bad luck.
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People in music lie, but they don’t expect you to believe them. People in television actually expect you to believe the lies.
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You get paid like a really good call girl. Walking offstage is like the walk of shame.
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you may be right, I may be crazy, but it just might be a lunatic you’re looking for
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There’s nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
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You’ve got your passion. You’ve got your pride. But don’t you know that only fools are satisfied? Dream on, but don’t imagine they’ll all come true.
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Remember how I found you there alone in your electric chair, I told you dirty jokes until you smiled.
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It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in / There’s an old man sitting next to me making love to his tonic and gin / He says, ‘Son, can you play me a memory?
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Davey Crocket, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland.
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This is our moment, here at the cross-roads of time. Time is relentless and as the past dissappears, we’re on the verge of all things new.
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If you make music for the human needs you have within yourself, then you do it for all humans who need the same things.
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They say that these are not the best of times, but they’re the only times I’ve ever known.
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