America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
BOB HOPEMilton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
More Bob Hope Quotes
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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