Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
BOB HOPEMilton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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