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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.

Bobby Heenan

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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Bart Simpson Hair Wrestling
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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Funny Window Wwe
I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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Dad Home Mom
Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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Fifty Mouths Pounds
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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Iron Rings Wrestlemania
There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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Cycling Easter Nothing Yummy
He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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Cards Looks Wrestling
The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Fight Game Money Scams Wrestling
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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Boys Proud Wwe
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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Dog Perfect World
Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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Country Hawaii People State
This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Coffee Fight Game Guy Wrestling
When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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Lasts Saws Wrestling
There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Downtown Skyscrapers Stories Two
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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Oklahoma Swamps Tulsa
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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Chasing Eye Game

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