You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
BOBBY HEENANHawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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