“We don’t really become worm food. We go to a magical place with bunnies and rainbows.””

I can smell parents’ stomach acid right now, but they know that whole “You gotta get a job and you gotta settle for what people perceive as success” thing is really absurd.

Fame is like a big eraser. It’s strange, now that I’m famous. In my parents’ opinion, all the shitty things – all the wreckage of my past – is erased.

If you ever see me at a boat show or at a car show, blow my head off.

Kurt (Cobain) was a fan of my standup, which was pretty weird.

I’m against gun control. It’s not that I like guns, it’s just that allowing Americans to have guns will increase the chances that a bunch of rednecks will blow each other’s heads off.

When I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn’t get a job and I couldn’t eat meat.

How can you be a vegetarian atheist and own a gun? Well, that’s who I am.

Quit everything until you find something that you just cannot quit.

They never were given a chance to give their respects to the death of the guy they loved back in ’84.

I wanted to be a farmer; actually, I wanted to be a horse-breeder. And I had the stallions… but then I heard Little Richard, and that was it.

Now we are become a dual thing, no longer that which we were at first, dormant, and in a sense no longer present.

The action of today becomes the destiny of tomorrow.

Become vision itself.

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.

Before we had our becoming here, we existed There, men other than now; we were pure souls.

When truth has no burning, then it is philosophy, when it gets burning from the heart, it becomes poetry.

We must teach science in the mother tongue. Otherwise, science will become a highbrow activity.