Bobby Heenan on wrestling
Bobby Heenan16 quotes“You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!”
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
Bobby HeenanBobby Heenan This guy makes coffee nervous.
Bobby HeenanBobby Heenan You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
Bobby HeenanBobby Heenan You run your life according to all this stuff that’s happened to you. All of your memories affect everything you do whereas with a computer, there’s adaptive software and things, but it’s more literal.
Bill NyeBill Nye I want my true love, because I don’t have so much time, and I wanna spend my time with the right girl
Bill KaulitzBill Kaulitz Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
Bobby HeenanBobby Heenan The whole of the global economy is based on supplying the cravings of two per cent of the world’s population.
Bill BrysonBill Bryson North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
Bobby HeenanBobby Heenan Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
Bobby HeenanBobby Heenan He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
Bobby HeenanBobby Heenan You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
Bobby HeenanBobby Heenan Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
Bobby HeenanBobby Heenan I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
Bobby HeenanBobby Heenan I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
Bobby HeenanBobby Heenan I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
Bobby HeenanBobby Heenan
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Florence PughFlorence Pugh The whole wrestling art, it’s a whole form, is performance, and that’s what makes it so exciting to do.
Florence PughFlorence Pugh WWE asked me to be in the Hall of Fame, and I turned it down. You know why? They put Pete Rose in the wrestling Hall of Fame. This guy can’t even get into his own Hall of Fame.
Mr. TMr. T I have had the greatest wrestling career in the history of pro wrestling.
Ric FlairRic Flair I still will sit down at the piano and play when I am wrestling with something emotionally or just want to move into the musical world.
Alan LightmanAlan Lightman The respect level with New Japan and ROH is at an all-time high. And anytime we get a company like New Japan Pro Wrestling on a ROH show, it just benefits our show.
Adam ColeAdam Cole So I’m totally fine with how fans talk about how they feel, cause if they’re not allowed to voice how they feel, then what’s the point of being a wrestling fan
Adam ColeAdam Cole You can always create something that’s different because there’s more than two people in the ring.
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