Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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