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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

Bob Hope

I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Blow Home Hurricane Tornadoes Typhoon Worry
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Beautiful Golf Member Successful
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous

He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

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