“Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain’t natural.”

The party now is having my kids laugh and my wife laugh and my teammates. I want them to see me have fun and put it in a different way.

Some days I feel like I’m only the fire hydrant to Westminster dog show.

The Persians used to be a pretty strong – my on problem with people who say don’t talk to him.

The problem is, we’ve had three generations of Iranians who have come to really hate the United States.

Asking journalists to denounce leaks because of their deleterious effects on the functioning of government is as hopeless as asking an airline to denounce jet fuel because of its impact on the environment.

Ask Nureyev to stop dancing, ask Sinatra to stop singing, then you can ask me to stop playing.

There aren’t many downsides to being rich, other than paying taxes and having relatives asking for money. But being famous, that’s a 24 hour job right there.

If a potato can produce vitamin C, why can’t we? Within the animal kingdom only humans and guinea pigs are unable to synthesize vitamin C in their own bodies. Why us and guinea pigs? No point asking. Nobody knows.

Now we’re asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don’t know right from wrong, and why it doesn’t bother them to kill strangers, their classmates, and themselves.

Well, the first time I ran into the term religion, people were asking whether you had any. You know, some people had religion and some people didn’t have religion

Asking the right questions is as important as answering them

I’ve learned to ask people, “You’re doing very well so what are you doing? Let me tell other people.” So what’s made me who I am, my experience.