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I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.

Bill Watterson

Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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Dance Hard Maybe Number Special Tell
The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life… I don’t want the issue of Hobbes’s reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
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Issues Reality Special
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Light Sleep Summer
Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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Mean Opiates Television
I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Behavior Encouragement Friendship Modification
I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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Genius Misunderstood Thinking
I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Autopsy Bigs Mouths People
The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Detours Motivational Truth
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Snow Winning
I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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Higher Paper Standards
You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Humans Pride Source
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Best Friend Friendship Inspirational
I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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Detours Ideas Recognizing Success Trying
I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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Fairness Favors World
I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Dessert Food Funny Vegetarian
They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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Around Figures Hang Right Secret Tricks

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