I bought me a guitar about a year ago, learned how to play in a day or so.

Your pot belly, I’d give that a 10 for size.
BOBBY BARE

Friendship Giving Size
I bought me a guitar about a year ago, learned how to play in a day or so.
BOBBY BARE

Guitar Rock Roll Years
Pour me another tequila, I’m going to put on your red satin dress. You put on my clothes.
BOBBY BARE

Clothes Dresses Red
Take this rifle, kid. Gimme that guitar.
BOBBY BARE

Guitar Kids Rifles
I flashed her a smile, but she didn’t even look at me. So for brains and good judgment, I’d give her a three.
BOBBY BARE

Brain Giving Rejection

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