“When you think about it, there is really a fine line between being a proctologist and just being a perverted ass-freak. And according to the judge who sentenced me, that line is called a ‘medical degree’.”

So then you feel bad and go back to the addictive behavior to get more dopamine. The strange thing is that it works with what we think of as uppers and downers and whatever you call gambling – sidewaysers.

Sure, companies say they’re sensitive to their employees’ cultural heritages, but show up on casual Friday wearing a necklace made from the ears of your vanquished enemies and all hell breaks loose.

Women are like wine: I can only afford the really cheap ones that have the big, ugly boxes that leak.

When you’re offstage, that’s the footprint. That’s the man God’s gonna judge.

You can’t judge people by their cover.

The judge is nothing but the law speaking.

Don’t judge yourself by others’ standards…have your own. And don’t get caught up into the trap of changing yourself to fit the world.

Those who would judge us merely by the heights we have achieved would do well to remember the depths from which we started.

We’ve had many times when a judge makes decisions that are inaccurate, and that’s why we have an appeal processes

The great tides and currents which engulf the rest of men do not turn aside in their course and pass the judges by.

When you look at the media and television, and all this Hollywood stuff, you just judge people.