“I’d seen people overstay their welcome and I didn’t want that to happen at all.”

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

I’m a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don’t eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home.

In racing, I wanted to be a winner and to be a winner, you have to be willing to roll the dice.

I’d rather try and fail than not try at all, as they say

I am going to miss that time when you take that corner better than anybody else could have taken it on that lap or you do that great qualifying lap or you make that great pass or you bring a crippled car home.

God wants people to meet Him when they meet us.

I find it weird that people want to know about you.

A lot of people are afraid to succeed and don’t want to fail but if you don’t attempt, aren’t you already failing in the same spot?

I have never been able to understand why perfectly sensible people waste time being wittily obscure instead of just saying what they want and going on about their business.

People wanted to make products based on our child’s name, and you don’t want anybody trying to benefit off your baby’s name.

People want to know about the details of politicians, what they like doing in their spare time, about their families. I think that’s human.

Fat people who want to reduce should take their exercise on an empty stomach and sit down to their food out of breath…. Thin people who want to get fat should do exactly the opposite and never take exercise on an empty stomach.

Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that’s not me.