I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
BO BURNHAMLove is all about… whistles.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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The biggest danger, for me, with making yourself your act is that a lot of people with think they know you for better or worse. That’s an ongoing struggle with me and it can get really trippy sometimes.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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The strength of comedy is I don’t have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.
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I don’t like calling myself a “feminist” only because I don’t think I’ve done anything active enough to call myself one. It’d be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I’m not racist.
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What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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Where are all the sour patch parents?
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I’m interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they’re scary, and they’re important to think about.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
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If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don’t have a great ear. It’s like a tragedy – I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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